The scene is back at the home of Mr. Average Joe/Flounder with the gang - Mr. Average Joe gave the keys to his shiny American Dream to the DEMS and it seems as those he trusted have lied to him and wrecked it....Let's look in to see what they have to say to him about it.....
OBAMA/Otter: Mr. Average Joe/Flounder, you can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes! You f*#&ed up... you trusted us! Hey, make the best of it! Maybe we can help.
Mr. Average Joe/Flounder: [crying] That's easy for you to say! What am I going to tell my Family?
OBAMA/Otter: I'll tell you what. We'll tell the family you were doing a great job taking care of their American Dream, but you parked it out back last night and this morning... it was gone. We report it as stolen to the police. Bernanke/D-Day takes care of the covering up the wreck of the economy. The insurance companies & Banks get bailed out by the TARP. We'll just print up some new money.....
Mr. Average Joe/Flounder: Will that work?
OBAMA/Otter: Hey, it's gotta work better than the truth.
Geitner/Bluto: [thrusting six-pack into Mr. Average Joe/Flounder's hands] My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
OBAMA/Otter: Better listen to him, Mr. Average Joe/Flounder, he's been on Wall Street a long time and we feel he knows it all.
Bernanke/D-Day: [firing up blow-torch] There you go now, just leave everything to me....
God help us if these Morons have another two years in control of our country and the economy - The damage they have done will make the wreckage at the end of Animal House look like a walk in the park......We need to get the morons outta there and restore some measure of fiscal sanity to our country.... Election Day November 2nd, 2010 is coming and none too soon......Let us hope that the Americans who got hurt the most in the last two years turn out in force to send a message to Washington DC.
OBAMA/Otter: Mr. Average Joe/Flounder, you can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes! You f*#&ed up... you trusted us! Hey, make the best of it! Maybe we can help.
Mr. Average Joe/Flounder: [crying] That's easy for you to say! What am I going to tell my Family?
OBAMA/Otter: I'll tell you what. We'll tell the family you were doing a great job taking care of their American Dream, but you parked it out back last night and this morning... it was gone. We report it as stolen to the police. Bernanke/D-Day takes care of the covering up the wreck of the economy. The insurance companies & Banks get bailed out by the TARP. We'll just print up some new money.....
Mr. Average Joe/Flounder: Will that work?
OBAMA/Otter: Hey, it's gotta work better than the truth.
Geitner/Bluto: [thrusting six-pack into Mr. Average Joe/Flounder's hands] My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
OBAMA/Otter: Better listen to him, Mr. Average Joe/Flounder, he's been on Wall Street a long time and we feel he knows it all.
Bernanke/D-Day: [firing up blow-torch] There you go now, just leave everything to me....
God help us if these Morons have another two years in control of our country and the economy - The damage they have done will make the wreckage at the end of Animal House look like a walk in the park......We need to get the morons outta there and restore some measure of fiscal sanity to our country.... Election Day November 2nd, 2010 is coming and none too soon......Let us hope that the Americans who got hurt the most in the last two years turn out in force to send a message to Washington DC.
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